Nice thread.
Would be even nicer if it had a dirty guy standing next to the dirty bike. First thing I thought of after seeing the pictures above was... I wondered what they looked like and did they have to do the garden hose thing to themselves as well as to the bike before they were allowed in the house.
In California we have lots of sand, very little mud, so cleanup is just a matter of shaking the sand out of your helmet and boots and using the compressor to blow the dust off the bike.
Tony