"You know it's been too long since you've rode when:"

[gasser]

You find a petrified frog in your only pair of riding boots.

I should have taken a picture - Ken

 

[gasmonkey]

When I've been visiting this site and others far too often.

 

[johnnyo]

Mice have built a nest in your exhaust pipe. (sad to say)

 

[hannesd]

when i'm getting restless,feeling annoyed and can't find peace within myself.
sometimes i feel a bit grumpy, wondering what is going on with me and where it came from,and all of the sudden realizing that all you really need is a ride on the gasser to go clear your mind

i know this is somewhat more serious then previous posts but this really happens to me quite often...

hannes.

 

[Clay]

Your wife says "You need to go ride your motorcycle!"
Yes, dear!

 

[forgiven]

When you last rode bikes they had two shocks on the swingarm.

 

[bowhunter007]

Your wife says "You need to go ride your motorcycle!"
Yes, dear!

That's funny! My wife does exactly that...This time of year, it's hunting. Any other time is riding.

 

[bukwheat]

This actually happened to me this weekend.

Its been at least 4 months since I rode my GG. Its been to damn hot here but this past weekend, there was a fun run down by Perry Mtn, not at PMC but close by. A place that had not been ridden since the ISDT 2 day qualifier back in the 70s! I had to go. I got there, unloaded my bike, removed the "butt plug" from the silencer and there was friggin' MOLD on the butt plug!
The trails were perfect! Perfect traction, no dust, just a little bit of mud. Had a great time! Ready to ride again. Oh and my bike started on the second kick after sitting for all that time.

 

[johnnyo]

Oh and my bike started on the second kick after sitting for all that time.

Maybe our 2011's aren't obsolete after all

 

[desertgasser300]

Umm Uh! What was the question?