How Many NEW Bikes has Your Wife Bought You ?
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bukwheat
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desertgasser300
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It was always going to go that way. What I can't reach I can spit at ... I have a small penis
desertgasser300
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If ya got it, swing it!
Zman
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While it sounds like a nice idea for my wife to get me a new bike, it would only work for me if I had first done the research and had settled on a specific bike. Part of the fun of getting a new bike is the research and picking it out. I can only imagine the challenges associated with receiving a bike different than the bike I really wanted. Not to mention what if you really like your old bike better than the new one?
swazi_matt
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Awesome response (for those of us who have wives who won't buy us bikes) imagine if you had to ride a pumpkin to ensure a happy wife
memphis2857
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Dirt Dud
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Pictures to follow including my newly redone bike room . Bike one was a disaster 1985 husky 510 first year of the 4 stroke . Could not be started ,by anyone . Next bike was a 1986 Beta TR34 250 trials bike that she bought from Jerry Young (Ryans Father) himself a former national champ. We went to a show and he asked if I wanted to ride it I said sure he said great because it was mine ! Next I worked on building up some businesses and did not ride much . But then in 2013 I was surprised with a 1 year old 2012 TXT 300 Race nice bike I traded up on a 2013 TXT 300 , with her blessing . Then traded that up on a 2013 Raga . But she then surprised me with a 2014 TXT Race for my sons to ride . Next it was a real surprise , we stopped at a KTM Dealer since I had been hinting about a 300 enduro .The dealer really blew that deal ,but Bud Matto was ready for us with a GasGas EC300 . So is this the end of the story ? Boom Boom is very observant so only time will tell ? AM I blessed lord knows I am in more than one way ! By the way this is by far the best enduro bike this old man has ever had .
barossi73
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if my wife bought me that many bikes id be worried she wanted to get rid of me,or had something to hide herself...wonder what she does when youre busy riding them all?seriously though,you lucky b'stard!...im just grateful she washes my gear!(and is a great cook)
wrong time of year for dick waving here,cold enough out it would be like a caterpillar doing a forwards roll!
wrong time of year for dick waving here,cold enough out it would be like a caterpillar doing a forwards roll!
gg3
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I had to read it twice to make sure it was the right way round!
desertgasser300
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Would this be the time for the old, "Ridden hard and put away wet" remark?
gg3
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Your a bad human being
Wife did buy me a 96 KDX200 for my 30th birthday.It wasn't new but was way better than anything I had previous.Second favorite bike to my current gasser.
A real surprise gift as we had just got our first home,new baby,new business & no money.Come to think of it,how did she pay for it?
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